technology dud.....

I recently tried this face recognition thing, where you upload a picture of yourself and it throws up a list of celebrities that you resemble.

Apparently I look like Yao Ming and Madonna.

No really, do I look from any angle, by the furthest stretch of your imagination, like a Chinese basketball player??? Has anyone ever seen me walkin' around with metallic cones attached to my boobs singing about virgins??

Now would be a good time to send the software back to the drawing board.....